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I'm done! I've beaten it 5 times since its release last Tuesday and I'm done. I still have 13 achievements left but I'll do them later....much later. Hard was just stupid the game turned into one big feast of bugs. It was like Obsidian placed a bowl of shit in front of me and then we had a conversation about the game so I could get ready for what was to come.

Obsidian smiles and points at the bowl said, "Hey...you see that?"

I look down at the bowl, "Yes."

Obsidian smiles and replies, "Well you decided to play hard so we are going to force you to eat this bowl of shit while you play."

Frowning I reply, "......really? Why?"

Laughing hysterically Obsidian grabs a spoon and places it next to the bowl and replies, "Because the game gets stupid! AI will get worst and all the glitches and freezes you had in easy and normal will happen a lot more. So much in fact that you'll want to throw your controller." pausing to take a breath Obsidian continues, "So that is why you'll be eating this bowl of shit. So while you get frustrated over the game, you'll have to eat from this bowl knowing that it was your fault for picking hard."

After starring into space I reply, "Well I want that achievement so I'll just have to put up with it.........hand me that spoon."

I have never played a game on Hard that was this easy. So thank you Obsidian for the very easy, hard game with lots of bugs. I knew things might turn out like they did and well.....they did. Even after having to put up with the bugs I enjoy what Alpha Protocol was trying to do.

.....is that corn stuck in my teeth?
Alpha Protocol

Alpha Protocol (X360)

Genre/Style: Role-playing/Third-Person 3D Action RPG
Release Date: 25/MAY/10
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